A quick rake through the archives of VDM will inform that I’m a lover of a faux glow. Trawl back to the early days and you’ll realise I really, really loved it. I’ve toned it town from my borderline tangoed days, but I still like a subtle tint to disguise the fact I’ve been hunched over my laptop indoors for the whole summer. Now we’re coming to the end of leg baring season, but I thought I’d run over my bronzed face and body kit anyways. Feel free to take a visit back here next year when it’s applicable again or if you’re a fan of the English rose then keep on werking it, but if you want to know the best tints, tans and tips then watch away. And yes the Xen-Tan Dark Lotion Absolute Luxe makes an appearance. Dur.